Kids Talk about Moms
The following are different answers given by school-age children to the given questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
3. mostly to clean the house.
4. To help us out of there when we are born.
How did god make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and alot of stirring
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string I think
What king of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. they say she used to be nice.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. and my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
What makes a real women?
1. It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.
Who the boss at your home?
1. Mom Doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has alot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads taller and stronger, but moms have the real power'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at a friend's.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
1. About 30 years.
2. You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!
Describe the world's greatest mom?
1. She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
2. She'd always be smiling and keep her opinions to herself.
Is anything about your mom perfect?
1. Her teeth are perfect, but she bought them from the dentist.
2. Her casserole recipes. But we hate them.
3. Just her children
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
THE END!
I hope you enjoyed it. I was laughing to myself the entire time! Have a good mothers day.
4 comments:
Jess- so cute! I loved that! Cj has to speak in sacrament tomorrow huh...glad it's not me! Well, that story will be perfect if he uses it.
i read this to logan. we thought it was really cute. and yes, the wall was very steep but he just crawled up like a monkey.
Hey Jessica- It's so fun to catch up on people's live with this blogging thing. It seems like yesterday we were sweating it up at Lyndi's pool. I'm sad that we are not going this year. Hope you had a fun Mothers day!
love it
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